I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
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He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
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