I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
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and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
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Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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