how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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