lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Randomize
