Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
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Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
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Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
My dad is sitting where you rode me
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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