Welp...herpes.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
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I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
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I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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