i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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