there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
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I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
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Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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