the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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