I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Randomize
