he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Vodka?
Forever.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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