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you win
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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