i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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