how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
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i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
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i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
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