Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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