did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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