It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
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I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
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I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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