i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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