After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
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