Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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