I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
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She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
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I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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