Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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