I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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