walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
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I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
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Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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