hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
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i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
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You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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