i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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