Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
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just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
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These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Two words: nipple clamps
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