U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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