i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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