loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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