You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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