Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
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i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
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dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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