why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Randomize
