Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
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The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
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All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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