apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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