She said her name was "party"
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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