Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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