and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
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shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
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Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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