I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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