dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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