i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
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Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
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She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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