my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
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He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
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You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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