problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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