You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
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we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
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Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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