clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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