I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Still dying that you shit outside
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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