I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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