Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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