I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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