So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
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We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
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Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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