it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
How does one acquire holy water?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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