I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
it's like iHOP with fire
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You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
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