Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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