Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
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you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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