I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
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I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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