shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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